FUCK YOU GUYS. HOW COULD YOU NOT INVITE ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?
ESPECIALLY YOU SIRIUS. HOW COULD YOU? AND JAMES-WHAT WERE YOU THINKING HAVING BUTTERBEER WHILST PROFESSORS LURKED NEARBY?!
I cannot believe you two. You even invited Lucius. Lucius. LUCIUS.
And not me? A fellow Marauder? WELL FUCK YOU GUYS. Except you, Sirius, you’d like that too much.
And sorry, Wormail, for hacking Gossip. But siriusly, what kind of password is ‘peterpotter’ anyway? D.O
-Remus